Wednesday, April 26, 2006

How uncool am I?!!

## I can stare at the Maharaj's face for 2 hours unblinkingly, while he is sleeping no less.

## I can easily manage 10 photos a day. I can photoshop them into sepia or whatever and send them out to family and friends, almost on a daily basis. And yes, family and friends don't request them any more. But I still send them anyway. We are talking rock bottom of uncoolness barrel here.

## When asked how I'm doing, I have to fight the urge to go into great detail on how he is doing.

## The red tee would go better with my skirt, but I bought the blue. Now we have matching outfits.

O my God. I am going to asphyxiate him with love.

"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother." - W. Somerset Maugham


Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)) splendid quote too! :)

5:37 PM  
Blogger Prerona said...

naya pyaar and all :)

but seriously, i hope u dont! not after a while anyway! had a surrogate mom (aunt) who made me feel like that ...

howve u been girl? hows it going?

4:37 AM  
Blogger Rhyncus said...

Wait fifteen years. These posts will come back to haunt you.

4:55 AM  
Blogger alpha said...

Ok two things can be concluded here (since I didn't get any sepia tones photos of any maharaja whatsoever)

1. I am way too cool.

2. I am not your friend. (which makes me automatically uncool)

Yeah, Dont freak the poor baby by cutting your hair like him..considering we know quite a bit abt your past when you tried to copy Einstien's hair-do to look intelligent.

5:47 AM  
Blogger Patrix said...

Don't worry, Alpha...I am way lower on the cool factor...Heck, I don't even know the name of the Maharaja (or the Queen mother for that matter)

3:47 PM  
Blogger sanguine said...

ah i know your types . i usually avoid them . so it is true all moms become like this only .

but seriously , really cute .
deserves another awwwww....

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Ph said...

Oh god! Had never heard / read that quote before. Why didn't anyone tell me. Might be too late now. :((

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Zoheb said...

The red tee would go better with my skirt, but I bought the blue.

(sniff)This act of maternal sacrifice brought tears to my eyes. (/sniff) When I become a father (this depends on a long chain of highly improbable events materializing but nevertheless ...) I don't know if I will be able to make such sacrifices. Gabby - I salute you ;-)

10:59 AM  
Blogger alpha said...

zoheb: you got the doctor's report kya? tsk tsk, not able to propogate is not the worst thing ever. you could end up getting married.

11:17 AM  
Blogger phatichar said...

Ok, Mr. Gabby, time to set aside money (and quietly so... without so much as a whimper) for broken window panes, china, vases, umm..and, and...plates..and..and..ummm. oh heck..u figure it out - what say, huh, gabs? It's gonna be one roller-coaster ride for you all. And with you at the helm, of course.. hehehe..

1:10 AM  
Blogger manuscrypts said...

i bet maugham was all green when he wrote it... btw how 'bout a blog for maharaj? ;)

5:19 AM  
Blogger GratisGab said...

shub - thanks!

prerona - my own mom makes me feel that every sec :)

rhyncus - the maharaja is forcing my hand...!!

alpha - after the first set of pics you expressed interest for your daughter...the Maharaja would like to see her pictures before proceeding...things should be done the right way , na? :)

patrix - I'm Gabby re...or Gratisgab for the not-so-close...see you're in the super-cool inner circle! :D

Richa - I would avoid me too....just 6 weeks ago. God, what happened?

Zo - These are the big things so they made it to the blog....there are so many daily sacrifices...aakhir, mei ma hoon!

Alpha - Zo's

3:18 PM  
Blogger GratisGab said...

oops how did that happen?

Alpha - What you saying? Half of Seattle's kindergarten population swears Zo has no problem...

phatichar - Mr.G believes in foresight...we were talking college funds for the fella before we were married...usually that makes guys run for the hills, here I was contemplating a long trek myself :D

manu - now i will have to type for him too? feeding/cleaning/burping him is quite enough i say!!!

7:08 PM  
Blogger anantha said...

Gabby: You, Mr.G and now The Maharaja have a inner circle? Much coolness.. Chakravuyh and all :D
And btw, knowing Alpha, you know what you'd be getting into with her daughter.
You sure you want that, picture or not?

7:11 PM  
Blogger alpha said...

if i end up getting a son, hopefully you are pro gay marriages. would hate to have sulking samdhans.

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congratulations gabby :). Very happy for you :).

Hope the little fellow is enjoying himself.


10:04 PM  
Blogger GratisGab said...

Anti - Just talking da. After all, lane-dane ki baat to hui nahin ab tak!

Alpha - Well if it goes that way, we will have to rethink the matter...which way would the lane-dane swing then?

Ashwin - The little fellow is enjoying himself no doubt. Ask about me..or actually the next post explains that!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Zoheb said...

Half of Seattle's kindergarten population swears

I am not to be blamed for this ...


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